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HIGHLY OFFENSIVE AND SEXUALLY GRAPHIC PERVERTED SICK FILTH.

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Fourscore and one year ago a little boy entered the world and his name was Joey Robin, he was not like the other children, he was always special, he had a special mouth that was always full of shit and a special ass that was always stuffed with dolls. His parents tried, well they had not tried much at all and failed miserably to stop this behavior and they had not sought professional help as some demented perversion or other ran deep in the family, they saw Joey as an imbecile that would not amount to much as he liked shit in his mouth and when there was not a turd, he was making up an alternate reality or as the other children frequently called him “LIAR”. This never bothered Joey and that was all the more reason his parents had not loved him or cared to get him help, they had not believed he had any likeable skills or abilities, he did not build like the other boys, he did not draw or paint in fact he preferred to eat his crayons and pretend the paint was make-up. When he was read to or told stories, he missed the meaning entirely, often retelling them in a most disturbing manner, like the story of the Three Little Pigs, he often referred to the pigs as dicks and instead of the wolf blowing the house down, well you guessed it. He was about the age of 8 when a new cereal called Corn Pop was on the shelves and the first packages came with a little plastic mascot called Corn Pop, it was not much of a character, it was a yellow corn cob with painted on green husk pants, its face was painted with a devious smirk, squinty eyes and pink eye shadow, large clown eye brows and bright rosy cheeks, little Joey Robin instantly fell in love with his toy Corn Pop and immediately crapped his pants and stuffed Corn Pop in his ass. As he got older his retelling of stories would become so disturbing, his family and teachers encouraged his lies in hopes he would stop displaying perversion and immorality and after a few years he was finally good at something, the dumb liar imbecile was capable of lying to everyone and anyone believed him.

He was not capable of much else than lying, so the only work he could get was watching children at the public pool, which he did until one fateful day, he was sitting poolside, letting the cockroaches play with him and pet his legs when his Corn Pop fell out of his ass and into the pool. He would teach the kids to “hide his corn pop” and he would use his hidey finger to find it, he would laugh poking at the childrens mouths and rears while looking for his toy doll shouting loudly “Where are you Corn Pop?”, “I’m gonna get you boy!”, he would yell “Cannibal” and go after the children attempting to eat them groin first and he taught them to do the same.

Unbeknownst to him a young man by the same name was walking down the street, overheard the commotion at the pool, the yelling of his name, so he approached the pool to investigate and the horror before his eyes filled him with rage.
Corn Pop was a good young man known in the neighborhood for helping others, when he had seen the molestation of the children, he jumped the fence and beat Joey Robin nearly to death and tied him up with the stanchion chain, fixed with the ‘Closed For Cleaning’ sign, he violently stuffed the toy in his ass and tossed Joey Robin into the pool and left him for dead. The children so severely traumatized would not recall the event and Corn Pop would utter it to no one.

Joey Robin did not die in that pool on that day, he would go on to college to learn Law because as he often said to friends that he “Intends to make every black man pay”, he often used the hate word n*gger and he often went to black civil rights rallys with a chain, his mother often spoke against this behavior, warning he would be arrested. However Joey Robin was a chicken shit and kept the chain hidden, tied around his waist, tucked under his shirt, running down his pant leg.

He outgrew placing turds in his mouth with ice cream, and barely graduated due to his plagiarisms and “dumb things” only achieving half a scholarship, graduating at the bottom of his class, earning only one degree. Yet he often lied about graduating top in his class with three degrees, claiming to be a man who’s words and visions would inspire a new generation in politics, albeit made up of delusional perverts twisting under immorality. He would also go on to be a typical Democrat, promoter of slavery, hater of black people, often found among KKK members and using the “n” word liberally, he would lie of his times going to the black civil rights rallys, his stories often placing himself in the center of the action, falsely claiming to have been arrested twice. He plagiarized his campaigns from foreign leaders believing Americans would not have heard these statements, he made outrageous claims of his family being hard workers that played even harder at the end of the day, when the truth was, they were likely doing drugs.

One day Joey Robin lost Corn Pop during the Summer of Love 2023 White House Pride Party to a trans model who had ruffed up his rear, however this would not save Joey Robin as the lead paint curse of Corn Pop’s Revenge would be his downfall, due to the lead paint wearing off and entering his blood stream resulting in Dementia. He would spend the remainder of his days sniffing everyone looking for that rubbery shit smell, believing in and often mumbling, “Someone in the Building has my Corn Pop and I will find it.” Without Corn Pop he would constantly shit himself, he could not sit without “slidin’ a biden”, his walk became rigid as he tried to keep the crap in his bottom, often leading to falls and trips. He was truly lost without Corn Pop, he began telling stories of his day at the pool, recalling the children, cockroaches, his beloved Corn Pop and a man he never beat, as well as the Cannibals, it was horrific, in his confusion he affixed to a childhood story he barely recalled of a non combat airplane pilot grandfather who was shot down during combat and later eaten by Cannibals, his lifelong terrorism of lies masking the fact that he was no longer fit to serve the public and amidst his scandals, his lies became infamous, conservative fact checkers continuously confronted his lies, but he had Mr. Binkey in his mouth and they would draft letters corroborating his stories which eventually revealed mass stringing of Election Interference from 2019 through 2024, coupled with Ballot Stuffing, the 2020 election Stolen as it was completely rigged, with his failed policies, putting Illegal Immigrants, Criminals, Rapists and Thieves before American Citizens, he was eventually charged with multiple felonies and treason, crimes he arranged against his political opponents.

This would ordinarily be the end of such a story, however it continues, in Federal Prison he was housed next door to his son Huntless, who in his own right was a complete American nightmare himself, as it is said, “the apple does not fall far from the tree” as he himself was sentenced to life for Federal crimes beginning with drugs, guns, rape, sex with underage victims, international collusion and treason. Shame how history will remember this family and their Democrat Party, “what goes around comes around” they say and further advise to “do unto others, as you’d have done to you”, eventually the Federal Prisons would be filled with their ex-party members as each flaunted earning millions yet lived well outside their means and their meager politician salaries, the “Heads did Roll”. Little Joey Robin became quite known as the ‘geezer looking for Corn Pop’ which nearly instigated several fights among inmates and guards, as he sniffed everyone while groping their groin and ass. He would be remembered by writers and historians as ‘a man so unfit, so corrupt, he nearly manifested the destruction of the United States’. He died in prison at the age of 82.